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Death

Death is a social construct.
He was claimed by the likes of death.

"Oh, did you hear about the death of rock legend Saucey John?"
"Oh, too bad he fell victim to another of society's social construct. I will mourn him."
by leather_jackets_are_cool March 31, 2022
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death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.
Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"
by Hym Iam October 5, 2025
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death alley

An entire corner or row on a Monopoly board that is owned by one person, has nearly maxed out hotels, and requires either extreme luck or thousands of dollars for others to pass.
Luis was approaching death alley, and would likely lose unless he rolls a 5, a 7, or a 12.
by b o n k April 14, 2021
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Death Screen Irl

When you die you see this before choosing a new player
dang, I just got my death screen irl, oh... hi grandpa
by I_Eat_loads_of_Paint April 28, 2021
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Vali of Death

A bold bastard that dreams big but procrastinates hard, tends to do idiotic things like challenge runs in video games
usually knows a lot about topics he doesn't even have interest in, enjoys history and watches video essays for games he doesn't play. Vali of Death is usually very different in real life.
yeah, I know a Vali of Death he's an idiot.
by Vali of Death September 16, 2021
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