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DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.
My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!
by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024
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David Finance

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU
by Davifinase June 17, 2024
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David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024
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David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024
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David

David is a retard
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024
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David

David is a bitch
by Ilizabeth June 24, 2024
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David

If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
Hey looks father! That man is a david!
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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