Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

model o on crack

a glorious model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.

Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.

by Mickeydee23 October 1, 2020

Cracking a dingle

Getting a score of 50 mil or more on A pinball game or machine while high or really tired

He was cracking a dingle last night bro

by Eye hedgehog August 17, 2022

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 6, 2019