a lame local band that no one wants to sit through to watch, usually played at the beginning of a show so that no one has to sit through the stupidness of the lame band's music.
by Boss Bear & Co. August 14, 2008
by Alexmuches November 14, 2021
Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"
Or
My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.
Or
My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.
by Watts n Moose July 09, 2018
A vagina/anus that hasn't been cleaned for at least 2 weeks. Usually green, orange or reddish in colour or even in combination/mixture. Such mould boxes contain smegma or cheese, more STDs than a Liberian village and a rancid smell. Occasionally you can find frogs, cockroaches and mice if you tap it. Mouldy boxes smell like shit, blood, mould, 40 day old rotten fish and most McDonalds bathrooms. Mouldy boxes usually can be prevented/fixed with a regular shower however if times are desperate, use mould killer.
Jim 1: Hey bro, I fucked my girl last night and when I was eating her I vomited! That shit was rancid.
Jim 2: Bro, I bet she has a mouldy box! Bring mould killer next time or a plastic bag as a condom.
Jim 1: I think I smelt some swamp water in there too...
Jim 2: Was it Steph Woody?
Jim 2: Bro, I bet she has a mouldy box! Bring mould killer next time or a plastic bag as a condom.
Jim 1: I think I smelt some swamp water in there too...
Jim 2: Was it Steph Woody?
by trickysamurai June 11, 2019
by MUNCHBOXDESSERTS January 27, 2022
Refers to a secret online relationship that someone has with a girl on a social networking site(like Facebook) Usually the guy has many girls that he converses with and likes to be "officially" single but enjoys the conversation with a 1 or a few special girls. The girlfriend in a box is kept entertained by long and frequent conversations in a chat box forum while the others are openly flirtting on the Home page and wall of the guy.
In real Life: it refers to a girlfriend that a guy keeps as a convienence. when he is too busy; he likes to think he can just put her away in the closet like a toy in a box and take her out when he is bored or has nothing better to do.
In real Life: it refers to a girlfriend that a guy keeps as a convienence. when he is too busy; he likes to think he can just put her away in the closet like a toy in a box and take her out when he is bored or has nothing better to do.
Him: "Baby Girl, U know I love you. No 1 owns me until I say so. U C my status right? single. It don't have to be complicated. we R good here in the chat."
Her: "I guess i'll be your girlfriend in a box until U say we are going public"
Her: "I guess i'll be your girlfriend in a box until U say we are going public"
by Tonak's plaything June 13, 2012
When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 12, 2011