Jesus

Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now

by lol rap god November 17, 2022

Jesus

A religious figure, who falsly claims to be god, instead of Danny De Vito

It appears, that while jesus was making miracles, he was super high on crack. The church is removing every record of him, and replacing it with Danny De Vito

by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 18, 2022

jesus

the son of god

person1: i believe in jesus

by I'm in the next door :) May 01, 2022

Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.

"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"

by beastmode8234 April 10, 2022

Jesus

Son of God, loves endlessly, died for our sins. always forgiving.
john 3:16

“i’m sorry for being such a jerk.”
“it’s ok, i forgive you and Jesus does too.”

by lovedbytheSonofGod October 02, 2022

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him

Jesus Saved me.

by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024