Jesus

bitch magent.

i am a jesus

by THE GOD OF DICTIONS September 23, 2022

Jesus spizzim

When you cum and try to pullout, but Jesus said no. Jesus rizzim

Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?

by Kachowism August 11, 2024

jesus

fake

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake

by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023