When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

When you're both being petty and pretending that you don't care about each other to the point it turns into a competition of who cares the least. IDC wars usually happen to people not in a defined relationship and who don't want to admit their feelings to each other.
Friend: Btw did you see her ig story last night?
You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars
You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars
by Sentiman December 10, 2021

charizzma or ability to attract a mate due to knowledge of military machinery and facts about the hit game war thunder.
my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".
by DieWirblesturm January 23, 2024

by Polyspins May 11, 2024

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.
Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye
(suggestion war)^
(suggestion war)^
by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"
Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "
Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
