Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
by absta269 December 16, 2023
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A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.
“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”
by CaseyDee123 March 27, 2023
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A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.
He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
by SQUIRTLE February 25, 2016
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Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.
Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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He’s a fag that gets no bitches and is a soft ass pussy he’s also gay and he watches gay porn when he gets horny and he has a Girlfriend because he’s so sexy he turns everyone on even dudes when they see him at school and public
Ayo look it’s Chris
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no butches for you chris
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Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!
Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022
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