tits magee

a fat mess who loves halo and pokemon, a kid who fights with chimp munks and has rocky mountain tities, a small piggie nose and a hang over but not from drinking alcohol.

him: yo you fuckin tits magee!
the other guy: i havent played pokemon for 3 whole days!

by aape man November 22, 2007

dick tits

Really long tits or boobs that look disgusting.

That old woman with those long wrinkly dick tits got warts growing all over them.

by eazy-x January 28, 2008

pancake tits

breasts that resemble large flat pancakes, typically containing a large amount of oil and smell of cheese.

look at that chicks pancake tits, theyre sick.

by Perm Tip February 7, 2007

asshole tits

an interjection used when extremely frustrated or surprised

Asshole tits! its cold
damn asshole tits

by db1152 January 5, 2011

Brownie tits

A girl who has been sharted on her chest.

My girlfriend wanted a rusty trumpet, but I sharted and gave her brownie tits.

by Beatyou22 October 16, 2010

tit minch

a word said on accident while trying to say tit bitch or tit munch.

your're such a tit minch.

by jizzyjim July 26, 2010

Kick tits

To make moves and get on up out. Avoid weak shit and seek adventure. A sick spin off of the phrase "Kick rocks", revolutionary phrase on the University of Oregon campus.

Aye nigga let's kick tits, I'm trying to get some food.

by yokey bear May 14, 2011