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Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach
Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.
by safety.scissors October 18, 2024
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Chris

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.
wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...
by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024
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Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….
by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024
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Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".
John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.
by cpeasy December 9, 2024
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Chris Conybeare

Hey Chris. It’s coming up to about 6 months since we broke up, and I don’t think there has been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and wished you well. I think what I miss most of just speaking to you, the debriefs, the jokes. I still think about you when I have news or when specific songs come on, although I am not sure that’ll ever go away. I don’t think I want it to go away, I think I will always love you. But I think that says a lot about me too, I think I have a lot of love to give, and I am forever grateful for you showing me that. I’m excited for the person I am becoming, I think to put it bluntly you were right I am emotional. I side of me I’m starting to love so much, I love how I adore my friends, I love how I cry at sad films, and I love how I still have space in my heart to care for people who might not feel the same about me. I guess I just wanted to say I’m always here for you, rooting for you, despite everything. It’s weird I guess I had no idea what to expect from a breakup, they didn’t lie when they said it was hard. I’m grateful for it being hard I think it showed me how much I did care, even if the way I showed it was different to how you wanted. But I am happy that I’ve learnt a lot, about myself. I’m starting to be more creative, and in tune with my emotions, and just peaceful. Finally. I hope you find someone who makes you feel incredibly loved and gives you everything you want Chris, I really do.
Chris Conybeare was my first love, and I won’t ever forget.
by admirer4youxox December 9, 2024
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Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
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Chris burr

Chris burr is the nicest guy in the world.
by Smkeking June 20, 2025
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