Pussy Clause

If somebody uses lame excuses to get out of things or situations that they "pussed" out of.

Jim "dude i so could take you!"
Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."

Pussy Clause by omniphile/phobe August 21, 2009

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pussy cap

The strainer-like cap on the top of most plastic liquor bottles. Makes high-volume pouring difficult.

Guy 1: "Dude, i'm having trouble chugging this bottle o captain jack!"
Guy 2: "Take the pussy cap off, pussy"

pussy cap by brock1912 December 10, 2009

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pussy parry

Female equivalnet to cock block.

To obstruct a female from having sex iwth someone.

I was all set to score with that cute blonde but Porche put the pussy parry on me.

pussy parry by Comedy Fiend April 20, 2010

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pussy-vac

The female version of the "teabag". Dropping one's vagina onto your vanquished opponent's face in a teabagging motion, creating suction and humiliation for the receiver.

"Don't make me pussy-vac your face!"

"Dude, it was epic. She beat him up then pussy-vaced his face!"

pussy-vac by spiff225 April 24, 2010