penis tamer

A female capable of taming a player.

She's a penis tamer. Wifey material.

by Dicktamer December 18, 2013

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

penis cork

When you're about to cum while getting a bj and you put you tip up to her cheek so it blocks the flow

I proceeded to penis cork while working was about to cum on her face

by Fuck all the names are taken June 14, 2015

Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015

Penis sorcery

When you cast a spell with your penis.

That was totally penis sorcery.

by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere September 22, 2016

Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016