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Ja Mom Gae

Asshat: Fuck you.
Me: Ja mom gae
by fuckyouidotlmao February 2, 2019
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your're mom gay

what you say to anyone after they defeat you with facts and logic
can be used to instantly invalidate anyone's statement against you
"hey dude, stop jacking off to loli hentai. it's disgusting. the girls look underage, and you're worrying your family."
"your're mom gay John"
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soccer mom

A word my boyfriend and I comonly use to describe a hott middle aged woman probably in her 30's with kids sometimes known as a cougar.
We went to walmart to check out all the hott SOCCER MOMS.
by Big daddy's girl August 11, 2010
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My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback
Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much
by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007
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Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.
Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!
by Nico April 25, 2005
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you're mom gay

John: you're mom gay
Riley: no u
by DXNK_M3M3S May 24, 2018
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Soccer Mom Mobile

1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.
Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.
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