Edward winey hands

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...

"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"

by halfbrick December 27, 2008

look ma no hands

Something to say to one's mom after or during accomplishment of something that would usually be done with more than "no hands".

- "Look ma no hands!", when riding a bike with no hands
- "Look ma no hands!", when an insurgent blows up your humvee on a mission in iraq and you lose your hands. (ref, the wire 5th season)

by saparatus November 21, 2010

Hand-held wank

A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.

Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks

by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009

good hand

A term used by trannies who look to pleasure themselves and their sexual partner with the same hand.

Person 1: Yeah that he-she is known for their good hand
Person 2 : Fag

by Sash marler June 22, 2006

third hand smoke

Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.

I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.

by Katie R July 20, 2008

edward scissor hands

edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job

In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands

by Billy V. April 18, 2006

black hand

Came from Ever Quest,it's a name for a player who's in charge of looting monster(s) after beat a boss level monster as a group and can not get good items.

"He's a black hand, he can't get item x"

by wea December 28, 2005