Cream of Meat
Cream of Meat by Murph July 1, 2006
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FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)
The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.
Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.
FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome) by Anghang May 5, 2004
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i beat my meat
i beat my meat by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017
Roman meat helmet
The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
Roman meat helmet by Waltstar November 18, 2007
Clown Meat
The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.
Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.
Clown Meat by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016
loose meat sandwich
With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
loose meat sandwich by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018