Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?
Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
Get the Apple lawmug. In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
Get the Cummins Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-grandniece-in-lawmug. Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked
by BigBear87 July 24, 2021
Get the Lawmug. by lighterfuel May 26, 2010
Get the Squealers Lawmug. 1. Academia/MSM finds something "problematic"
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
SJW : OMG it's a private company they can do what they want!
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
by Anon-14/88 March 28, 2017
Get the Veeh's lawmug. My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the aunt-in-lawmug.