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Jesus Is Latinx

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😱: Jesus Is Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
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Jesus

An absolute gigachad. He will love you, even if you've sinned. If he lived longer and had a child he'd be the best father no cap. He loves you no matter what you are, whether it be gay, woman, man, child, etc,. He is a forgiving man and sacrificed his own life so people could go to Heaven even if they've sinned in their life. Literally amazing. An absolute gigachad. Even if you hate this man, he will still love you, but it's still a good option to love him if you were or are a Christian.

Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.

#StanGodandJesus
Person 1: I hate myself. No one will ever love me, and I am pathetic. Why can't I just die?

Jesus: But I love you and I always will.

Person 1: I love you.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
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Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.
Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.
by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021
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Street jesus

Street jesus is a fat fucking nigger whos dad stinks of shit
person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022
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Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jr

A bitch who likes a girl named yamileth Hernandez Cruz he gets his ass destroyed by his big daddy. A nickname for him is chucho
Dang he’s lil bro his name is Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jr
by Rheheeje April 11, 2024
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Jesus Piece

Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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