Face cake

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

blowing face

When You are rolling so hard it feels like you are about to blow your face off your body

dam dude i am blowing face

dude i am fucking faced right now

by Two Ks November 27, 2010

toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

Margarine Face

A female with an attractive body, but a "marginally" attractive face(hence the use of the word "margarine"). A margarine face is a female whose face barely exceeds the minimum requirements for an attractive face, as not be ugly. A margarine face is slightly more attractive than a butter face, as a butter face has no facially attractive features whatsoever.

I saw a girl with a great body the other day, but her face wasn't all that attractive. She was a total margarine face.

by puggyface April 15, 2009

Pete Face

A face that requires no explanation. A face only made when something of extreme stupidity, sexual weirdness or just down right funny is said, seen, or done. The face is easy to recognize, the head is tilted to the right and the chin is pushed down almost until it comes in contact with the chest. In some cases the nostrils are flared.

Drea's ex - boyfriend Dan................Pete face is made

by Nick Virgintino February 25, 2008

Figgins face

When someone makes a face to make another person feel like an idiot.

It was derived from the name Chone Figgins.

Tatsuma gave Enrique the figgins face because he was being a scrub like he always does.

by Onii13 November 27, 2007

swirly-face

paedophile. originates from the story of a paedophile who took photos of himself with children and put them on the internet- he used photo editing software to distort his face into a swirl, hence 'swirly-face'.

'What a Swirly-face!'

by ae69 December 29, 2007