burnt cheese

When you think you are going to fart but it turns out to be diarrhea instead.

I burnt cheese last night at work and had to go home early

by Bdubeudbesbs June 17, 2016

cheese titts

breasts that take on the appearance of cottage cheese after prolonged tugging, suckling, and possibly kicking in more extreme cases

hey there beautiful, do you have some crackers to go along with those cheese titts

by hybridlval April 17, 2011

cheese panel

Alternate definitions: assneck, dodus, and taint.
1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit.
2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.

Advice- shave this area weekly and wear loose clothing to catch a nice breeze on a hot summer day.
Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

Pussy with Cheese

The love of eating a female's seamen infested vagina.

Hey bro what do you want to go eat?

Response: Pussy with Cheese

by martin4eyezzzzzz April 12, 2017

Niggers and cheese

When two black men pour cheese into their underwear and proceed to run a half marathon.

“Hey that guy is running using the niggers and cheese method!”

by Brenden Kahal January 13, 2022

forbidden cheese

toilet paper that gets stuck in the inside of your vagina lips

keely doesn’t clean her forbidden cheese

by lizzardgirl01 November 24, 2020