Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

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Maddy Fisher Hookup

When you hookup with someone and do everything but sex

"Dude, did you guys fuck?"
"Nah, it was a Maddy Fisher Hookup"

by daddylongdong420 July 24, 2020

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When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.

Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.

by Byund December 18, 2020

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