ghosted

when you are left alone

"hey do you still talk to her?"

"no she ghosted me."

by anonymous March 14, 2023

GHOSTed

Similar to GOATed, but instead of "Greatest Of All Time," it's "Greatest Hero Of Space Time." Used when simply being the GOAT isn't enough.

bro 1: dude, you're the ghost
bro 2: ikr, im ghosted with the sauce

by watersupplier November 27, 2023

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE

The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.

Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.

by Sideways* May 21, 2023

Ghost Leak

A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.

Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”

by RoofZen August 23, 2021

Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.

My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.

by mangegroup March 1, 2019

Ghosting Hour

Disappearance of someone. Conversation Dead.

When someone is talking to you, you don't hear from them forever. "Ghosting hour"

by GraphicDemon September 16, 2019