Ghost of Kjiv

Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7

Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....

Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"

by Sneaky brieky February 26, 2022

stalker killer ghost

When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.

My ex boyfriend stalker killer ghosted me to my unknown aunts location.

by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022

Ghost

A pretty boy

Ghost is so pretty

by po0l.boy.at.vamp.mansi0n February 27, 2023

Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

casper the friendly ghost

pasty ranga that has only played 4 games in his entire life. WE CAUGHT U IN UR LIES!! no clearances for u xx

casper the friendly ghost isn't that friendly but aitac will forever love him.

by buzzy cat September 12, 2022

Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024