facebook fairy godmother

Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.

You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!

by Cameron Fletcher June 30, 2012

Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.

First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.

by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013

Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebookian

A person who logs onto to the website Facebook.com and uses it regularly.

"Man, you really need to stay away from those facebookians..."

by B33C00l July 25, 2013

facebookaly

Facebookaly: Adv
Of, relating to, caused by, or affected by facebook activities.

He is facebookaly dead. It means he doesn't do any facebook activities.

by Bampara October 3, 2013

Facebook pout

An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.

Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"

by huecodoc2 November 5, 2013

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013