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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
mugGet the Walmart carmug.

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
mugGet the car washmug.

I lvoe cars

"Maz I lvoe cars so much"
"Cam please stop talking about cats"
by TotallyNotTag February 4, 2024
mugGet the I lvoe carsmug.

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots
“let’s pull a car pranks on chad
by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025
mugGet the car pranksmug.

Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
mugGet the Car crashmug.

car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
mugGet the car-ogance lawmug.

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
mugGet the Car Handholdmug.

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