Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
by AlexaBlake June 16, 2017
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Get the It’s every day bro mug.18- 40 year old guy. Some key characteristics are the following: 1) travels in packs of similar kind 2) restaurant of choice is BW3 or local establishment that serves wings and has lots of tvs for sports 3) always drives a truck even though it's rarely used for it's intended purpose 4) plays tons of video games that involve violence or football 5) roots for a college they didn't attend 6) has been in community college for the last 4 years in "business" 7) lives with their parents or a group of guys 8) wears a jersey out on a Saturday night 9) chews tobacco and always carries a spittoon around (bottle) 10) likes movies that are action packed 11) wears a small gold chain 12) good chance they have a DUI 13) dates girls that have no idea who the vice president is 14) wears boxers and makes sure people see them 15) likes rap, classic rock or country.
by vandergoose October 24, 2011
Get the Dude Bro mug.A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.
Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.
by rjb569 March 29, 2009
Get the Schmooze-Bro mug.A chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. This kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. These kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. These bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. Similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.
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Get the the Bro mug.A derogatory term used to describe:
(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails
(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence
Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish
Also slang for jabroni
(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails
(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence
Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish
Also slang for jabroni
Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"
by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009
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