Flipping the Canadian bird 

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

Flipping the Canadian bird by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

That's Bird 

That's fly; used to describe a situation or a thing which is exceptional or above and beyond.

" I just just got accepted for a scholarship!"

"Bro, that's bird, I'm so happy for you!"

"Check out my new jacket."

"That's bird, my man, you're looking fly!"

That's Bird by J_$dog February 25, 2020

a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

a little bird named Roger by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020

Feed the bird 

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

Feed the bird by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

The Muddy Mother Bird 

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

The Muddy Mother Bird by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

Randy orton bird arms by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

shit eater bird by MST3K I like December 27, 2020