The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

nepolionic fire hydrant

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.

man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.

by touchme9000 April 21, 2011

Fire bitty

A very attractive looking female

Instead of calling a female a bad B****…. Call her a Fire bitty

“Aye I’m about to have this fire bitty come over and chill”

“I’m talking to this fire bitty right now bro, she’s gorgeous”

by RDG.DaDa August 20, 2024

Fire in the hole

When you light a candle and stick it in your partners hole during sex and yell fire in the hole!!

Wife: let’s try something new in bed
Husband: how about fire in the hole?

by Brad with a chad May 15, 2019

Fire Cracker

Most commonly used in Scotland; a fire cracker is a term to describe white citizen who has red hair.

The phrase is composed of two other terms: • cracker is a slang word most commonly used in America as a description of a white person
• fire is commonly used in Scotland to describe a person with red hair

Scot 1 - “did you see Danielle?”
Scot 2 -“who?”
Scot 1 -“the wee fire cracker getting drink”

by KikiDyke June 13, 2018

Fire appreciation club

A euphemism for a fire cult

Let’s all go to the fire appreciation club to watch things burn

by Dr. Rapido Fuego October 21, 2022