wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024

wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022

is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained

Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4

by Croldfish December 27, 2021

came wet

to come wet means to do something that ends up being fire asfk
generally used in graffiti- term generally used in the yay area

person 1: "ay look at this piece i jus did"
person 2: "dam bru that shi came wet"

by macp!x1 March 5, 2024