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bro code:rule 6

any bro calling for front seat forever is allowed if they are among the first 10 bro's to see the owner bro's car
owner bro: "Bro I just got my car look at the vinyl"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
by Chicagoboss September 5, 2011
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Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 25, 2011
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Fasho My Bro

When you are in total agreement with your "Home Boys"
Jenae: We should go to the rad concert tonight!
Alex: Fasho my bro!
by Drachnik December 22, 2008
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hoes over bros

1. To describe the unwritten law of friends (hoes) before guys (bros)(most of the time, the ones that get between you)
2.a phrase to describe a relationship with your friends instead of the asshole or playa that got between you
Peyton-"so we wont let him get between us?"
Brooke-"no worries, hoes over bros"

or
"Man, i cant believe we fought over him...from now on its hoes over bros"
by Amina March 14, 2006
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whats up bro

Bro is something you call a "mongrel" or a brother aka your friend... or your greatest enemy if you feel me. But a whatsup means WHAT IS NEW asking your friend/enemy what is new. If a friend, then you are actually asking "whats new" but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less used as a threat as in "whatsup bro, i will tear your spine out you disgusting maniac". People who DO use the term whatsup bro to their friends are deemed mentally and physically insane, and are fit for only one place in this godless world... the highest security mental intitution.
Alex: Whats up bro (to friend)
Carl: Um... not much.... yeah hello police? take this maniac away from me... STAT....

Alex: Whats up bro (to enemy)
Mark: Ahh a challenge.... finally an opponent worthy of my skills.....
by CarlMarx November 24, 2013
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National Bro Day

March 10th is National Bro Day because it's the 69th day of the year and is when you celebrate your bro's!
"Happy National Bro Day!"
"Love you bro! No homo tho"
by Httw77 January 17, 2020
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Bro’s-w-Benefits

Gay Brothers that spend a lot of time together behind closed doors. Quite often noises are heard from within that can be associated with gurgling, dry reaching & only what could only be described as 2 fish being slapped together in a fast rhythmic motion.
Father: “damn those boys enjoy each other’s company”
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
by Litcunt February 4, 2020
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