Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.

Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.

by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022

old

The slang term read: moniker given by Gen Z-born kids to persons born prior to the establishment of Google on September 4th 1998

She thinks she's so cool, but she's definitely old—like, she remembers life before Google!

by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

The Olds

A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!

My dad has the olds.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

old skeleton

A program or code developer/hacker?

That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!

by eternal toddler June 14, 2015