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Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017
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dope fiend sandwich

That means that they got commentary and they had Reese's peanut butter pieces some meat racks and some bread and beans all combined into one burrito
Yeah I just got out of jail the other day and I was thinking that I didn't want one of those dope fiend sandwiches I was just going to get out in a few days
by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023
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The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.
Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.
by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020
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Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.
Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018
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Reheated chicken sandwich

A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.
:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!
by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024
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Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together
Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.
by avrgcock January 15, 2014
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San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.
by Duke of NY September 12, 2019
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