said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.
by tagz May 01, 2013
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shit in one sock

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
by The Real Davy Jones January 13, 2008
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a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.
Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"
by trillatrey420 May 04, 2012
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left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.
"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"
by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009
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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
by Mike West 27 September 02, 2009
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talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.
Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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toss one off

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off
by Anty A May 12, 2015
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