A fucking outrageously hot and stinky poo that burns your asshole so much that you end up having to get an operation. IT IS DEADLY
by ItchyA$$hole July 21, 2020
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by Alottaf Agina and Ama Weenar January 1, 2009
Get the dirty cheesesteak mug.When someone snores so fucking loud on call that it makes you wanna squeeze orange juice into your dick hole.
by ShrimpBallBaby April 26, 2020
Get the Dirty Daegan mug.A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
"hey man, how did your date go?"
"Pretty good... got some ass last night"
"Nice, how was it..? Was she a good fuck?"
"I wouldn't know, all I wanted to do was give her the dirty myers"
"Wasn't this your first date? And doesn't she have two kids?"
"Yep... and quite a delicious asshole"
"Pretty good... got some ass last night"
"Nice, how was it..? Was she a good fuck?"
"I wouldn't know, all I wanted to do was give her the dirty myers"
"Wasn't this your first date? And doesn't she have two kids?"
"Yep... and quite a delicious asshole"
by Dirk Giggler October 20, 2011
Get the Dirty Myers mug.A dirty imogen is a type of Imogen. She's dirty because of her dirty mind but that leads her to be absolutely brilliant under the covers 😉
person 1:" I had sex last night"
person 2:"was she good?"
person 1:"damn right! She was a dirty imogen !"
person 2:"was she good?"
person 1:"damn right! She was a dirty imogen !"
by Jethrooo June 19, 2020
Get the dirty imogen mug.A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013
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