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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
by anonymous November 17, 2021
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3 For 1 Special

During fellatio. Your partner pushes up your testicles. Then proceeds to put both your penis and testicles in her mouth. When all 3 are in she proceeds to deep throat you to climax.
Dude! My girl gave me a 3 For 1 Special last nite! I thought that I died and my soul left my body.
by grey580 April 18, 2022
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Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.
I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!
by Lightsun May 10, 2024
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Triple special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.
Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”

You:”Why not make it a triple special?”
by Amove December 1, 2020
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