A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
by BoogieTheTruth January 16, 2015
When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
by scumbbag June 27, 2019
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 27, 2021
He hot pocket my vajayjay!
by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
by Sikestwon June 16, 2022