chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather September 23, 2015

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 13, 2022

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

potato pink

what you say to someone after they say something stupid

a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"

by yasmine rose August 20, 2008

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021