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ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES
POTATOOOOOOO!!!
by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022
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Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.
I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
mugGet the instant mashed potatoesmug.

Potato

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.
by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019
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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
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