Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes

"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

Penis Fire

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873

Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.

by poopingchicken191 April 22, 2021

golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.

braden has such a golf penis!

by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017