parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003

parts

parts, to
to take something apart or take off the parts

later on we'll go back to my place and parts my bike and see whats making it rattle

by jordan keeps it real May 13, 2008

pantser

a girl who wears pants knowing that shes gonna have sex that day in a random place in public

man i was getting ready to get some in a duggout but i didnt cuz my girlfriends a pantser and didnt think about wearing a skirt knowing we were having sex

by goonerboy October 8, 2007

Pantser

Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."

A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.

Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.

by Kayl February 11, 2010

Pants and Butter

UK: Merchant Navy
A taunt reserved for junior ratings.

Bosun: You are required in the captains cabin at 1900 hours with your trousers neatly ironed, folded over your right arm and a half pound of butter.

Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

pants

something that's big

Nathan: I have big pants.
Stephen: Hahahahahaha.

by TheRoamingSpider1 September 12, 2004

Pantsakins

1. Someone who thinks Kelly is the sexiest girl ever.

2. Someone who likes to wear kilts.

3. Girls named Colleen cannot help but be attracted to them.

Woah, look at that pantsakins in his cool Scottish kilt.

by Kelly Lee October 25, 2004