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Milk

Something I never got 🤷 ♀️
Person from my class: "Hey do you like milk"
Me: "dude I've never had milk"
by Anothergayperson69 June 7, 2022
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Milk Drapes

The term for saggy lactating titties. like so fuckin saggy that they are like drapes for your Vagina. like 190 year old 50 kids titties... your welcome for the visual.
Damn! The Queen had some serious Milk Drapes. Bitch must have been older than the dinosaurs.
by RichTheRedn3ck June 19, 2024
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SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!
Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?
by MarioLogan June 29, 2023
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milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 4, 2018
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Gutter milk

She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.
by Taco Trash December 11, 2020
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testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time
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