Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

chocolate milk

for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.

"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty

by doc of derp March 9, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

milk bags

milk bags are milk in a bag. don’t lie, we all drink milk from a bag.

soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020