milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)

Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

Milk

A liquid that cows produce or a woman

Cow:Dang this milk so fresh!
Milker: just dang clean it

Baby: Mommy ur milk good
Mom: yeah cuz i made it

by Teeny Tiny Bri October 29, 2019

Milk Tray

The act of ejaculating 3 or more separate times in the shower.

I had a HUGE milk tray last night!

by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021

Milk

Something my dad hasn't brought back yet

You use milk with your cereal damn i use water

by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022

Milk

A particularly bad piece of advice. Often said to be spoiled. Similar to spill the tea

That's a load of spoiled milk.

by Waddletastic February 6, 2019

milk smile

Jokey expression for straight female sexual pleasure by proxy.

Me nethers need a milk smile pronto!”, meaning I need to feel a guy come inside me soon!

by Montbéliard April 12, 2024