excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."

"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

like a cat on toast

1.cool, hip or jive
2.easy,working exactly as it should

1.That suit is cool like a cat on toast
2.Wow, that was easy as a cat on toast

by Frodo E. July 20, 2008

Face like a Brexiter

Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”

See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads

by JosefKerr September 27, 2018

take it like a man

To have a man's penis/ or toy insert up the bum,whether you are in fact a man or not.

(1)Rob: i was gettin' freaky with the chick down the hall, i asked if she would take it like a man .....she said no.

by daggski December 7, 2007

Smells like dick

Where sweaty men get together and shower off like in a mens loker room and there is a particular smell that you can find no where else and you know it comes from there dick etc.

It smells like dick in here.

by The Fury 13 November 24, 2010

dropped like a ryan

When one person says something stupid, and then his/her friend proceeds to give them one swift sidearm fist to the solar plexus; resulting in them falling to the ground grasping for air while his/her friends laugh histerically.

Ryan: Yo Dog, get your lighta back be4 he teef dat.

Taylor: Did you just say teef?

Ryan: Yeah! Why Dog?

Taylor: (then proceeds to "drop him like a ryan")

Ryan: (Proceeds to get "dropped like a ryan) AHHHHH PAIN!

by red poo wagon January 19, 2004

bubbling like a snail

When a woman becomes aroused and her vagina becomes moist with anticipation. If you are lucky bubbles can form. There may be a link to the bubbles and dehydration which is being investigated.

The bubbles are similar to those that a snail produces for reasons very few people care about.

"After Sharon felt my six-pack i could tell she was bubbling like a snail"

"After I saw his massive johnson I started bubbling up like a snail"

by Bantoid November 11, 2007