jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 22, 2003

Jakelyne

A beautiful girl with a spicy attitude. Extremely smart, nice, and perfect in every way possible. This girl is beautiful beyond any comparison. be careful not to make her angry or else ;) Jakelyne is the most loyal girl in the entire world. if you have a Jakelyne, dont ever let her go

Jakelyne, Jakie

by BPatriotfan January 17, 2012

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

Trading Jakes

Trading Jakes is when two males willingly exchange in the expulsion of bowels into their hands and subsequently pack it into one another's anal cavity. This hanus act is then followed by a lovers stroll through a mall while holding hands and retaining the foreign feces within their respective cavaties.

Tyson and Garrett's favorite past time is "Trading Jakes"

by Jake McTraded February 23, 2012

Jakeb

someone who is very intelligent. gets lots of ladys. is good at games such as fifa and fortnite. is really fast and kind.
has lots of muscles

damn jakeb is so cool

by DABBER9000 March 20, 2018

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005