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jack and jordan

Two people who want to fuck each other but won't admit it
Jack and Jordan so want each other.
by jaminnarry June 26, 2014
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Jack In A Box

When a girls fists herself and then you put your dick in too and she gives you a handy.
I went to a donkey show in Tijuana and the girl really stepped up her game by giving the bachelor a Jack In A Box.
by fucklayton September 23, 2015
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Jack Suck

A completely nonsexual act, usually performed by a male, towards a loved one or close family member. It is executed by placing one's mouth on another's body part, such as their arm, and making rapid suckling movements with the cheek. (Like a jackhammer)
Megan: Hey did you hear what my bu did on valentines day?

Jenny: Did he get you roses?

Megan: No

Jenny: Did he propose?

Megan: No. He jack sucked me on the beach!
by chiefwally January 4, 2011
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jack-jawed

Verb; the suprise act of hitting someone in the jaw.
"jack" is used to describe the act of the stolen punch.
it is usually hysterical, and described as a practical joke pulled on your face. Sometimes, it improves upon the facial features.
Sometimes an act of love, and sometimes an act of selfishness and hate.
" I jack-jawed my kids last night."
"fool, you finna' get jack-jawed if you don't shutup.'
"we gon finnd you, we gon fiiind you. You finna' get jack-jawed. go tell THAT."
by Mike&Chrissy&Chairty December 25, 2010
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Jack Move

Robbery by niggas, usually on Asian victims
Just a jack move, nigga! Yawl betta gimme ya monee, or I'll blast yo fucking Chinese brains!
by Fionagoh January 30, 2018
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Jack and Jill

1. Two characters in a nursery rhyme, that fall down a hill.

2. Also known as "Jackin and Jillin"
a male Jacks off
a female jills (drills.)
1. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after.
2. "Dude, everyone was jackin' and jillin' last night at the party."
by FinallySophmore August 23, 2006
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Jack Rabbit

He had a brushburn on his penis because he is a jack rabbit
by Aldis Weinerman March 16, 2010
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