need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess

paul coppock

by tom harper October 23, 2003

get out my pubic hair

get out my face man it has many definitions

yo get out my pubic hair son be4 i punch you

by erikson July 15, 2006

hair farmer

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

by Rob Kelly_RJC December 19, 2008

Condom Hair

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.

Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.

by imnotstupidenoughtogiveoutmyname February 16, 2007

hair job

A hand job given by a male with long, soft hair. A male drapes his long silky hair around another male's erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

I can't get enough of my boyfriend's long blond mane. He gives really good hair jobs.

by nihonzaru November 10, 2005

long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

by Money Badger September 16, 2013

haired

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.

Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!

by Puffy January 16, 2004