Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
by Akrikaaners August 06, 2023
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015
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shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain
I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.
by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018
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French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
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hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards
Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.
by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009
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fed hair shanks

A character in one peice who is a fraud and a rat who tells to the gorosei
Person 1-i like shanks

Person-you mean fed hair shanks
by Jake102 September 05, 2023
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Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey
Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again
by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021
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