Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.

by The Yan Man December 2, 2021

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Duck

The remnants of an already smoked cigarette discarded in public and often sought by the poor and/or homeless.

I am having a nic fit and am flat busted. I'm going duck hunting.

by MagPie21 September 19, 2020

Gucci Duck

Gucci duck is a plastic toy that is commonly said to be worshipped by nine-year-old Childs, Gucci duck can also be related as being friends with the following, Barney, Caillou, Elmo, and his Allie Peppa pig

"Hey dude do you know if Gucci duck survived when #### threw s/he

by weird-but-true-definitions October 26, 2019

Darkwing Duck

1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.

"DOOOHHH, LETS GET DANGEROUS DARKWING DUCK, IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUM!!!!!"

by Garunga de Grigglo Balongo IV April 9, 2025

Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

by davebarr19 September 2, 2015