ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 6, 2019

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Mid-western crack whore

Frank Canfield

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore

by DyldoSchmo September 12, 2020

Crack Backin

When u playin a sport or just kickin it around town, and u decide enough is enough and lay the person out on their back, and listen for that crack.

Its fun to crack backin someone on the other team, especially when theyre a bitch and diserve it

by Crack Backin King of Cali November 5, 2009

jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 25, 2022

Crack demon

A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.

Darn where's my shit at I bet that crack demon sunny took it!

by T baggz September 18, 2022