Chicken Wompa Stomp

After bringing a girl home on a night out, she sneaks off to the bathroom unnoticed to regurgitate a whole cooked Woolworths chicken in the toilet and proceeding to stomp it down with her bare feet. Ultimately blocking the toilet. Then re-appearing to sleep with you and disappear the next day only for you to find your discovery.

Wow! That chick you took home last night chicken wompa stomped our toilet, now nobody can use it!

Chicken Wompa Stomp by Lmnop12 July 16, 2019

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chicken drip

Chicken drip: noun; the act of throwing a slap shot potion of invisibility on a crowd of chickens.

Yo dude watch out, I’m about to get that chicken drip

chicken drip by Leviathin_boi July 30, 2019

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Chicken Gawking

Chicken gawking is the act of leering at a woman or a man so that your neck extends out like a chicken pecking for food.

That man is chicken gawking at you so hard that he almost fell off of the bar stool.

Chicken Gawking by Bad Attitude Barbie August 9, 2019

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Chicken Nachos

The holy grail of all things that are cheesy, crunchy, that will surely lead to premature mouth orgasm. Made with shredded chicken and cheese-this dish will solve all of your problems as long as you have a microwave and an outlet.

Scott was super depressed with life until Ashley came in and showed him that a plate of chicken nachos is more effective than Zoloft.

Chicken Nachos by Dr. Awesome228 August 16, 2019