Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.

by violet_dragon August 17, 2011

Serf Brain

when a low income person supports the growth of billionaires, common amongst conservative voters everywhere

republicans voted to end "death tax" cause they all have serf brain

by greenrush1234 October 10, 2022

Thin Brains

Someone who is unintelligent and/or cannot comprehend complex situations

He has thin brains becuase he cannot comprehend that Atlanta is more than a place on the map.

by jondich March 24, 2024

Brain

The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.

A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.

by Pinky loves Brain December 16, 2008

Brain fart

When your brain becomes a fart

Did you just have a brain fart

by Rizzguy111 May 3, 2024

Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words

"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"

by albeefo July 14, 2022

finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020