by canadiannick April 25, 2015
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My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?
by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015
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"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"
"What an age block"
by Dongslinger April 29, 2015
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definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.
Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"
Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?
Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"
Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?
Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
by Nigchelle June 30, 2015
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Man, Windows froze on me again, right as I was about to finish tomorrow's sales presentation! What a freaking hustle-block!
by reginacarla August 15, 2015
Get the hustle-block mug.A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.
Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
by Mausie September 30, 2015
Get the Crop-Blocked mug.a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
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